Bralley's law of pukability

With regard to having a sick child: No matter how creative and thorough you are covering the bed with towels and having a bucket handy, said child will always find a method of kicking the towels off the bed to throw up on the sheets, and her mother.

a(v)S+T+(CBM)=L

Where

B is baby
M is for mother
A rate of sickness
V is vomit
S is sheets
V is towels
C is for articles of clothing
L is loads of laundry




I should have majored in math.