Conversation between Ben and I this morning.
Ben: So, um, when did you move the baby in bed with us last night?
Shan: About midnight. She was crying because she was hungry. She only drank four bottles yesterday, so I gave her a bottle and she fell asleep in our bed. Why do you ask?
Ben: This morning I woke up and she was curled up behind my butt. And I...uh...I'm pretty sure I farted on her. Twice.
Shan: Great, she smells like dog food and farts today. I hope her teachers don't notice.
**I wonder if Ben would be embarrassed that I blogged this. I doubt it. He and I both have a high threshold for mortification.
2 comments:
OMG! That is so hilarious!
oh my gosh! haha men!!!!! hahahah
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