Dear Betsy,

I love you and respect that you are a little person with your own personality. I think your dramatic tendencies are quite adorable. However, if you could STOP throwing your head back when you cry I would really appreciate it. I know slamming your head against the ground, the arm of the rocking chair, and your highchair all in one day was not pleasant for you. The reverberating noise resulting from said slamming is not pleasant for me either. Let's nip this in the bud now, okay?

Love,

Your Mommy (who hopes you won't have spaghetti for brains)